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Author:  MTM [ Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Church Lady catches burglar
A woman had just returned to her home from an evening church service, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home and yelled out "Stop! Acts 2:38". "Repent and be baptized in the name of the Lord, so that your sins may be forgiven". The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly dialed 911 and reported what she had done. As the officer cuffed the burglar to take him in, he asked the man "Why did you stop and just stand there? All the old lady did was to yell a scripture at you." "Scripture?" said the burglar. "She said she had an Axe and Two 38's!!!!".
Author:  nickcarr [ Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Church Lady catches burglar
Hilarious! :bowrofl:
Author:  Jim [ Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Church Lady catches burglar
As long as we are off topic anyway...

#1
Fred and George are hiking in the woods when they spot a bear at the same time it spots them. They freeze, and the bear rears up, but doesn't charge.

George starts to back away slowly, but Fred whips a pair of running shoes out of his pack and starts to put them on.

George say, "What are you doing, man? If he charges, you won't be able outrun him, even in those!"

Fred says "I don't have to outrun him, I only have to outrun YOU!"


#2
"Dad, how much water can a mouse hold?" Dad thinks about it for a minute or so and says "I don't know exactly, but I don't think that a mouse could hold more than a teaspoon or so of water. Why do you want to know?" The little boy says "I didn't think a mouse could hold much water, either, but today in class a little mouse ran across the floor and ran up Ms. Smith's leg. I'll bet she stomped a gallon out of it."


(We have to get a forum for this kind of stuff) :D
Author:  Wilrobnson [ Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Church Lady catches burglar
Jim wrote:
Fred and George are hiking in the woods when they spot a bear at the same time it spots them. They freeze, and the bear rears up, but doesn't charge.
George starts to back away slowly, but Fred whips a pair of running shoes out of his pack and starts to put them on.
George say, "What are you doing, man? If he charges, you won't be able outrun him, even in those!"
Fred says "I don't have to outrun him, I only have to outrun YOU!"


You trying to tell me something, Jim?
Author:  Jim [ Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Church Lady catches burglar
Wilrobnson wrote:
Jim wrote:
Fred and George are hiking in the woods when they spot a bear at the same time it spots them. They freeze, and the bear rears up, but doesn't charge.
George starts to back away slowly, but Fred whips a pair of running shoes out of his pack and starts to put them on.
George say, "What are you doing, man? If he charges, you won't be able outrun him, even in those!"
Fred says "I don't have to outrun him, I only have to outrun YOU!"


You trying to tell me something, Jim?


Yes Wil. Be sure to take some runners in your pack and a friend :bowrofl:
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