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| Author: | Jim [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:23 am ] |
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The following 15 Police Comments were supposedly taken off actual police car videos around the country: # 15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." #14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you don't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun." #11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" #10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" #09 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do That again or I'll give you another ticket." #08 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" #07 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place wher e you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey doodoo." #06 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." #05 "In God we trust, all others we run through CPIC." #04 "Just how big were those two beers?" #03 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." #02 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail." And.................... THE BEST ONE !!!!!!! #01 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ...You're right, we don't. Sign here." :lol: |
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| Author: | Louie [ Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:14 pm ] |
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lol :lol: |
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