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The following 15 Police Comments were supposedly taken off actual police car videos around the country:
# 15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
#14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you don't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
#09 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do That again or I'll give you another ticket."
#08 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#07 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place wher e you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey doodoo."
#06 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#05 "In God we trust, all others we run through CPIC."
#04 "Just how big were those two beers?"
#03 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
#02 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
And.................... THE BEST ONE !!!!!!!
#01 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ...You're right, we don't. Sign here." :lol:
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" SILENCE IS CONSENT "
Made to Government Specs:
1) Measured with a micrometer.
2) Marked with a chalk.
3) Cut with an axe.
Jim N7UAP - Bellingham, WA / InterceptRadio.com
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